You might be a Liberal

I am a big Jeff Foxworthy fan and thought that I might apply some of his humor to Politics.

You Might be a Liberal


  • If you continually refer to the Army as the Military Industrial complex, you might be a liberal.
  • If you have ever said that a fish is an Individual, you might be a Liberal.
  • If you have ever tipped over and burned a car at a peace rally, you might be a Liberal.
  • If every fifth word out of your mouth is Haliburton while discussing politics, you might be a Liberal
  • If you are a college dropout that works at Starbucks and continually call our President, who is a Harvard graduate, an idiot you might be a Liberal.
  • If you think that most of America is to dumb to vote, you might be a Liberal.
  • If you voted for something before you voted against it, you might be a Liberal.
  • If you think that I man running up and down the aisles of an airplane yelling I have a bomb just needs to catch up on his meds, you might be a Liberal.
  • If you continually say you support the troops and in the next sentence accuse them of being terrorist, you might be a Liberal.
  • If you don't consider oral sex sex , you might be a liberal.

2 comments:

Jeff said...

Well, here I am sitting here perusing the NYT's and a couple of blogs on the WiFi in my local Starbucks when I nearly lost my latte when I read that you think the Idiot in Chief went to Harvard! Good God man! The weasle went to Yale! There is no reason to insult Harvard like that. Take it back!

The Whipping Boy said...

Well unfortunately this the typical liberal. Sitting in Starbucks drinking a $7 coffee and calling the President who received a History Degree from Yale University and a MBA from Harvard in 1975 an Idiot. Here is his Bio. Try to overt your eyes from the DNC talking points every once in a while and read some basic facts Jeff. More people will respect you and maybe you could become a psuedo intellectual instead of just uninformed.