Michael Moore should move on!!

Me, being the well read independent that I am, get numerous news letters NOW, DNC, RNC, and Michael Moores. Since it is a slow news day, at least nothing has peaked my interest, all that is out there is " We should have gave more quicker" or the opposite from the other side. Then I look in my in box and a letter from my good old friend Michael Moore pops up. Sometimes I cringe at having to read through the regular dribble about how Gore and/or Kerry actually won or should've won and how racist the republicans are, but I thought that since Rush is babbling about lost turkeys or something I would comment on the letter. If you are thinking about getting this news letter by all means go ahead but I can sum them all up for you In this next few paragraphs.

Here's the gist, A college dropout ( Michael Moore ) is way smarter than dumb old George Bush ( Degrees from Harvard and Yale ). I can hear all the liberals right now saying that his daddy got him into those schools and I believe that. I think that most people there had their daddies get them in there, but his Daddy didn't get him out. Here's my reasoning here. At the time his Daddy was a mere Senator and the Kennedy's have always been treated like American royalty. One of the Kennedy's didn't graduate from Harvard despite his family ties . So I truly believe that he had his daddies help getting in but he got out himself.

The next ever present theme in his news letter is the "Selected not Elected" theme. This is where the innate ability of the liberal to employ their considerable powers of "Reasonable Suspension of disbelief", normally only used during bad science fiction movies, kicks in. I think that the supreme court simply stopped Gore from recounting 3 heavily Democratic counties over and over and over. Enough said!!

The next is the one that is the inspiration of this rant, Racism. That's right, it's the R word. Five bucks says that everytime that word is used on television Jesse Jackson's mouth waters and dollar signs appear in his eyes. This is a paragraph from the news letter:

A very embarrassing moment during the last session of Congress occurred in the first week when none of you would allow the members of Congress who were black to have the floor to object to the Florida vote count. Remember that? You thought no one would ever notice, didn't you? You certainly lucked out that night when the networks decided not to show how you shut down every single member of the Congressional Black Caucus.

Did they let a bunch of white senators complain about the vote in Florida and not allow the Black Senators? I doubt it, but better to paint all republican as racists, what the hell, we won't fight back because we fear the R word. Nobody wants to hear you whine irregardless of what race you are is why nobody was allowed to take the floor. By the way how many white senators are in the Black Caucus? Only a wacky liberal would complain of racism perpetrated on a group that uses race as a qualifying factor to belong to their group, hmmmmmmmm.

So that's it, Michael Moores news letter in a nut shell. Sure the sentences, wording , and possibly even the topics will be different, but the theme is the same.

Later for now,
The Whipping Boy